May 2012
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We made our boss cry today
She’s not really our boss, she’s more like our mom. We have worked with her for three years. Three years of her dealing with our shenanigans. Three years of us passing out on the couch in her office. Three years of us telling her everything about our lives. Three years of her being there for us no matter what. I felt like I had to give back so I arranged all of the seniors who have...
May 31st
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These past two years, I have always found myself...
But really, I have the best friends who are girls and I wouldn’t trade them for the world. They mean so much to me
May 30th
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idrewyouasquirrelbecauseiloveyou asked: I still have to sign your yearbook!
May 30th
I can't shut things out. I will never be happy as...
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And again from my irrational self
[[MORE]] That awkward moment when you look through pictures of someone and then see a picture of them with him. Was not prepared even though I knew they were at the same college. Fuck. Hello panic attack.
May 29th
Spongebob is absorbent. He lives at the bottom of... →
wowfunniestposts:   this blog is epic
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Politeness became so rare that some people mistake...
once-upon-a-paradise: this.
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zer0-fucks replied to your post: Will you really miss our class or do you want just want to look like you care about everyone? #graduating #sss #zerofucks Haha fine, I really should stop caring. But my fucks about school had to go somewhere so I guess they went to caring about the underclassmen
May 26th
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Will you really miss our class or do you want just...
So every year, there is an assembly called Senior Recognition to just honor all of the seniors from my school before they go off to college. I have gone every year. I could have easily skipped, so why did I go? I went to show my support for the seniors. I always knew that it was difficult to survive all three years of my school and I showed respect for those who were able to pull through....
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I want your love And I want your avenge
lolsofunny: I have no regrets making this (via wtfsofunny)
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porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
May 26th
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When I smile with teeth:
EXPECTATIONS: REALITY: ☺More Laughs Here.
May 26th
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When you press backspace to delete a typo and your...
☺More Laughs Here.
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Me: So you gave Jake chicken pox as a plush microbe.....do you know who got it 2 years ago? Castelli........I GIVE PEOPLE CHICKEN POX
Julie: If that was true, I would be giving out so many more of those.....
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I'm not even gonna lie anymore
I’ve lost faith in this class. The fact that they were at war with each other over something on Facebook disgusts me. The fact that they all feed each other’s hatred and bitchiness just amuses me. The fact that they have the biggest egos that I have ever seen disappoints me. All in all, good luck. You’re all going to need it
May 23rd
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Anonymous asked: You seem perfectly nice and friendly to everyone. Not predatory at all. You always make my day brighter, but I hate to see you sad.
May 22nd
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